<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>bizarre on Gloucestershire Daily</title><link>https://gloucestershiredaily.co.uk/tags/bizarre/</link><description>Recent content in bizarre on Gloucestershire Daily</description><generator>Hugo -- gohugo.io</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://gloucestershiredaily.co.uk/tags/bizarre/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Man Defecates on Social Club Wall and Wipes Himself with Sandwich in Shocking Incident</title><link>https://gloucestershiredaily.co.uk/man-defecates-on-social-club-wall-and-wipes-himself-with-sandwich-in-shocking-incident/</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>https://gloucestershiredaily.co.uk/man-defecates-on-social-club-wall-and-wipes-himself-with-sandwich-in-shocking-incident/</guid><description>In a disturbing incident at the Lydbrook &amp;amp; District Community Social Club in Gloucestershire, Mark Mortimer defecated on an exterior wall and wiped himself with a sandwich. The bizarre episode occurred on the evening of February 13, 2024, leaving staff and patrons horrified.
According to a club spokeswoman, Mortimer arrived around 8:30 pm exhibiting strange behavior, including making odd statements and claiming to have a bomb in his pocket—which was later identified as a large silver metal ball.</description></item></channel></rss>